Moby Cock 

1. a term used to describe a large white penis, also see one eyed wonder weasle, super ghost, and albino godzilla

the greatest legend of the seven labias, moby cock, the great white penis

Moby Cock by dustin ross June 7, 2007

Moby cock 

Someone whos laugh changes from laughing like a fat bear to sqealing like a mouse, this laugh is used to attract a mate, they also use their eyebrows to send signs to their fellow moby cocks, also cant stand still because they need a shit, they also have a back full of pubes which they use to scare off predators.

Hey lee, that moby cock is wiggling his eyebrows at us again

Moby cock by darren and lee November 16, 2006

moby cock 

a man whos cock was white one side and black on the other.
when he was on board he loved huge dick cum lord, world of peniscraft, he loved tiny green cock

and sucking a mans nothing.

moby cock would die for a 10 inch pussy

nah a little black white green blue yellow orange purple pink gray looong nothing

moby cock by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

moby cockmitized 

the most amazing friend group in the history of friend groups<3

i wish i had a friend group as good as moby cockmitized

moby cockmitized by maria__8 September 3, 2022