Mma guru 

Fat jew who has committed various war crimes and was recently diagnosed with diabetes and leprosy

Mma guru is a dwarf

Mma guru by Nate_diaz is _shit December 5, 2020

MMA Guru 

A plus size mossad agent by the name of Kyle Antony Mee. He once served the high jewish order before the disappearance of his right hand man rigo.

The MMA Guru ate all the food in the buffet l

MMA Guru by OBESITY PIGJEW September 4, 2023

MMA guru 

A guy named Dan who does MMA(mixed martial arts) and Flexs at random periods in the day, acts like a mega douche, and Calls everyone a hater

Tommy: Watch out the MMA guru is coming
John: OMG His muscles
Dan: Step aside little girls...MUSCLE FLEX

MMA guru by Tomdawg October 4, 2010

The MMA Guru 

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

The mma guru is a man of red complexion

The MMA Guru by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022