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My Life Is Fucked.

a spawn of FML (fuck my life).
meaning, while you're busy saying fuck your life, my life is already fucked, been there, done that.
"I dropped my pencil...FML"
man, shut the fuck up, MLIF, my mom got hit by a truck.
MLIF by truckermouth August 16, 2009
Related Words
MLIF • MLIFB • MLIFM • MLIFOL • MLIFU
I hate this. No one understands. MLIF
MLIF by Pikachu Bro August 24, 2009
My Life is FaceBook

When one looks for facebook features in every day life and on other networking sites.
-"today, i went on myspace, saw a status i liked and was looking for the like button. for a while. MLIFB"

-"i actually do that same thing on twitter, except i don't look for a like button"
MLIFB by bleutigre1127 December 31, 2009
MLIFU by KYLE XYed July 1, 2011
I just found 5 bucks in my back pocket... MLIFM.

Wow, my girlfriend just fucking dumped me. MLIFM.
MLIFM by asdfjkl32 July 9, 2011
Did you just see MSPS?

Yeah, MLIFOL!
MLIFOL by DaArtCrew KAREN LOVER July 10, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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