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MlIF by CuMmAstErS69420 February 1, 2022
Words you can keep
My Life Is Fucked.

a spawn of FML (fuck my life).
meaning, while you're busy saying fuck your life, my life is already fucked, been there, done that.
"I dropped my pencil...FML"
man, shut the fuck up, MLIF, my mom got hit by a truck.
MLIF by truckermouth August 16, 2009
Related Words
MLIF MLIFB MLIFM MLIFOL MLIFU
I hate this. No one understands. MLIF
MLIF by Pikachu Bro August 24, 2009
My Life is FaceBook

When one looks for facebook features in every day life and on other networking sites.
-"today, i went on myspace, saw a status i liked and was looking for the like button. for a while. MLIFB"

-"i actually do that same thing on twitter, except i don't look for a like button"
MLIFB by bleutigre1127 December 31, 2009
MLIFU by KYLE XYed July 1, 2011
I just found 5 bucks in my back pocket... MLIFM.

Wow, my girlfriend just fucking dumped me. MLIFM.
MLIFM by asdfjkl32 July 9, 2011
Did you just see MSPS?

Yeah, MLIFOL!
MLIFOL by DaArtCrew KAREN LOVER July 10, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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