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a common item that is comically large eg an extremely big pencil
person a: wanna see my mknfle?
person b: uhhhh
person a would then reveal an extremely large glass of water
mknfle by Parallel Seacloud May 24, 2022
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A seemingly intimate possession that is actually just a comically large spoon
"can I see your mknfle?"
"sure, do you wanna see the handle, or the business end"
mknfle by rendering May 25, 2022
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When a man "flexes" his manliness in potentially obnoxious ways.
Sean really manflexed last night. Amanda was unable to get to the bar to order. Sean walked up, parted two people taking up space in front of the bar, shouted for the barman's attention, ordered and paid for the drinks all while using a Scottish accent.
manflex by Smorg317 February 15, 2015

mkflegend 

Used to describe an individual who writes huge, rambling posts on an Internet message board - posts that never actually address the topic at hand, answer questions directly or contain anything useful or intelligent.

Comes from the Mortal Kombat fanboy mkflegend (also known as MKF30 or just MKF).
Dude, I'm not going to read that mkflegend post you just wrote.

or

Did you have to do an MKF post? All I asked was a simple question.
mkflegend by Mr MKO July 23, 2008

mkflegend 

Used to describe the most hated, ridiculed and least respected person in an Internet gaming community.

mkflegend is often shortened simply to MKF.
That guy MKF'd me and left when he got one up.

or

Person 1: He said he didn't play the game anymore but he was on the other night playing someone else.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real MKF.

or

What a complete mkflegend!!
mkflegend by Elder God January 20, 2008

manflesh 

This term, derived from lord of the rings the two towers when:
orc 1: *snif sniff*
Orc 2: "what is it...what do you smell?"
Urak Hai: "MANFLESH"
MANFLESH
manflesh by O.S.O.K March 13, 2011

Manfleshed 

When a man penetrates any orifice of another persons body with his penis.

This term is a product of the popular line from the LOTR series. EX. "You will taste manflesh!" Or; "I smell manflesh."

Use the line in a single word verb fashion. EX, Manfleshed or manfleshing or simply manflesh.
"Dude, I manfleshed that chick over there.
Manfleshed by swimp May 17, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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