mknfle 

a common item that is comically large eg an extremely big pencil

person a: wanna see my mknfle?
person b: uhhhh
person a would then reveal an extremely large glass of water

mknfle by Parallel Seacloud May 24, 2022

mknfle 

A seemingly intimate possession that is actually just a comically large spoon

"can I see your mknfle?"
"sure, do you wanna see the handle, or the business end"

mknfle by rendering May 25, 2022

manflex 

When a man "flexes" his manliness in potentially obnoxious ways.

Sean really manflexed last night. Amanda was unable to get to the bar to order. Sean walked up, parted two people taking up space in front of the bar, shouted for the barman's attention, ordered and paid for the drinks all while using a Scottish accent.

manflex by Smorg317 February 15, 2015

mkflegend 

Used to describe an individual who writes huge, rambling posts on an Internet message board - posts that never actually address the topic at hand, answer questions directly or contain anything useful or intelligent.

Comes from the Mortal Kombat fanboy mkflegend (also known as MKF30 or just MKF).

Dude, I'm not going to read that mkflegend post you just wrote.

or

Did you have to do an MKF post? All I asked was a simple question.

mkflegend by Mr MKO July 23, 2008

mkflegend 

Used to describe the most hated, ridiculed and least respected person in an Internet gaming community.

mkflegend is often shortened simply to MKF.

That guy MKF'd me and left when he got one up.

or

Person 1: He said he didn't play the game anymore but he was on the other night playing someone else.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real MKF.

or

What a complete mkflegend!!

mkflegend by Elder God January 20, 2008

manflesh 

This term, derived from lord of the rings the two towers when:
orc 1: *snif sniff*
Orc 2: "what is it...what do you smell?"
Urak Hai: "MANFLESH"

MANFLESH

manflesh by O.S.O.K March 13, 2011

Manfleshed 

When a man penetrates any orifice of another persons body with his penis.

This term is a product of the popular line from the LOTR series. EX. "You will taste manflesh!" Or; "I smell manflesh."

Use the line in a single word verb fashion. EX, Manfleshed or manfleshing or simply manflesh.

"Dude, I manfleshed that chick over there.

Manfleshed by swimp May 17, 2009