mixing the paint

Sticking it one hole then the other.

Mixing the paint is not a rusty trombone...it's the other hole.

by Towely_jr December 3, 2013

Mixing paints

Masturbatingthrowing one off in secret!

Famous TV artist Tony Hart is in is bedroom wanking to classical music.
Mum:"Are you ok Tony?"
Tony:"I'm just mixing my paints mother!"

by Wee Ron September 12, 2004