mother's intuition 

An immediate unreasoned understanding that a mother has toward something regarding the well being of her child.

Jane didn't want her son Billy to go to the party. Her "mother's intuition" sensed something bad was going to happen.

mother's intuition by Noraaaaaaaaaa November 19, 2013

Mother's day torture 

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

Mother's day torture by rperazag May 6, 2010

Mother's Day

The day when your mother can use guilt against you to do whatever she wants.

I've been having a great mother's day now do your chores.

Mother's Day by Krakensince1995 May 10, 2009

Mother's Ruin 

Gin. Specifically, the alcohol beverage of Gin was called mother's ruin because in the mid eighteenth century the effects of gin on the family and economy were disastrous. Considered the poor man's drink due to its affordability, gin drinking had started out as medicine but due to its easy availability, men became impotent while women became sterile causing the London birth rate to decline drastically. Also, drinking a pint of gin and having an extremely hot bath was recommended as a way to induce a miscarriage (not contraception) in 1950s Britain

"I'll have a mother's ruin and tonic please, with a twist of lime"

Mother's Ruin by Smccor81 April 2, 2015

mother's pasta 

when something is so good that it brings you back to your childhood

The pirate booty was almost as good as mother's pasta.

Marly's dance was like mother's pasta.

mother's pasta by toastwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 29, 2019

mother's day

a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......

a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift

i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day

if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them

mother's day by tha truth teller May 18, 2006

mother's day

1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.

2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).

3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...

Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?

Guy: A hug.

Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?

Guy: not so much...

mother's day by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008