mitchtified

adj. the state of being one finds themself in after being led to believe in phony financial paradigms, by pitchmen who seek to appear knowledgeable about international banking protocols, with the sole purpose of convincing you to part with large sums of money for their benefit and not yours.

Our hopes of a brighter future with fair and private banking came to an end when we realized we had been mitchtefied by that arrogant, wannabe techie who knows nothing about banking.

Getting mitchtified was one of the most shameful ways r

by the kinky etymologist August 15, 2023