Missile Tits 

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

Missile Tits by Jone Merler July 16, 2008

missile tits 

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

missile tits by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

Missile tits 

Tits that are cone shaped and very pointy.

Tits that are so pointy it looks like there going to be launched at you at any time.

Did you see those tits there MT (MT?) MISSILE TITS!!!

Missile tits by Geckz December 13, 2007

Missile Tits 

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

Missile Tits by Jone Merler April 9, 2006

Missle Tits 

Girls with tits so pointy and narrow they could almost poke your eye out and they look like they are holding rockets on there chest and they are ready to fire

Amy has MIssle tits she almost poked my eye out so i took out my knife and sliced off her nipples

Missle Tits by Anonymous October 18, 2003