Alternate name for a girl named Michelle. Generally extremely intelligent, attractive, funny and easygoing. Beer pong champion of the world, and master drunk texter. Additionally, one of the best friends you'll ever have.

Quite unattainable to males. Not because she has anything against them, but rather because she is way too hot for any guy at any place she ever goes.

Also known as Temps, because she has the best butt of any person who ever lived.

"Bro I'm looking for a good time tonight, wanna go lurk and do youth-related, sometimes illegal, activities?"
"Hell yeah! let's invite Miselbertus because she's the best wingman ever"

"I never cried about losing beer pong until I cried about losing to Amber and Miselbertus."

Actual text from Miselbertus: "Chris, I feel like my life purpose is to drunk text you right now"

Miselbertus by hBIDDY June 2, 2011

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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