Miramontes 

To keep things simple, anyone with this last name is of the following:
1.Pot Head
2.Love's women
3.Works at/near airports
4.Disrespects celebrities
5.Attends ITT Technical Institute
Furthermore, he has also had Lunch with the one and only Carl Karcher

"Is that really a miramontes?"
"Yea but he's no where near a Julio"
"woah, that miramontes really smokes a lot of weed..."
"Tell me about it man."

Miramontes by juli0AV April 13, 2010

nia miramontes 

YOONGIS NUMBER ONE FAN

Nia miramontes is yoongis number one fan and he knows who she is

nia miramontes by Nia miramontes August 22, 2021

Miramonte 

Wow, where do you begin here? Miramonte is a school in a rich white neighborhood. Everyone smokes weed, except the asians. Admin sucks ass and the teachers flirt with the student. Somehow, the freshman get with the seniors and party with the juniors. The "popular kids" talk to no one but each other and the sophomore flex their keys continuously. The 0.01% of the school which is black has to deal with white kids saying the n word and tryna act all gangster.

Who are those ratchet white kids over there smoking weed? They look like idiots.
Oh, prolly just those Miramonte kids.
Gross.

Miramonte by stoopidshit00001 June 4, 2019

Miramonte 

A school full of rich white kids and really smart asians. At least 75% of kids smoke weed (though that number has decreased since jon snooks older brother left). The administration is stupid and power hungry and the dances are no longer fun. Miramonte has seen better days but hopefully it will get better.

Guy1: Hey man do you know where i can score some weed?
Guy2: Why don't you just ask those Miramonte kids?

Miramonte by 420kidd April 27, 2009

Miramonte High School 

A high-ranking public high school located in the suburban and affluent town of Orinda, California. Population: 95% rich white stoners, 5% Asians.

A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.

Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.

Oakland kid: Who are those wangsta racist-as-shit krackers pretending to be gangsta?

Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.

Miramonte High School by md4eva November 30, 2009

Miramonte Cheer 

The team got really good and now they so dope. so much better than the campo cheerleaders and are the fucking shit. They compete in competitions and come out close if not on top. THESE GIRLS RULEEE

person 1: Damn those miramonte cheerleaders bring it
Campo cheerleader: I wish i could be like them

Miramonte Cheer by theeee shit. August 6, 2011

Miramonte High School 

Orinda High School with like half white people, half asians, and 3 black people.

Everyone smokes weed, everyone has good grades, and everyone drives a BMW, get used to it.

Fun Fact: some of the biggest bay area zaza dealers go to school here.

There are no "popular" people, but there are a ton of rich kids who deny they are rich.

You dont learn shit, the teachers dont teach shit but youll do well on tests.

Dont leave anything in the locker room otherwise it will be stolen by some sophmore who lives in a 4.8 million dollar house.

Dont question the woke liberal teachers otherwise youll be the only one with a bad grade.

Oh and the place is a total dump. even though its a rich ass town, not a penny has been put towards the school since it was built in 1955. Get used to your parents donating money to it, cause the government doesnt give them enough money to run by themselves.

campo<mira (if ukuk)

hey many where can i score some premium zaza?
oh probably from those ghetto ass Miramonte High School kids.

Miramonte High School by Ydgslayer April 16, 2023