minimosher

Usually minimoshers are below the height of 5ft and wear hoodies that go past their knees. These hoodies are usually Slipknot, Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park. Usually seen walking around with their parents, this could be safety precautions seeming as the minimosher may trip over their baggy jeans that are also too big. Nothing much varies outside this stereotype, though some like to skateboard and others look like Fred Durst clones.

'Awww how cute, a minimosher with SATAN written on his forehead.'
'Where?'
'Look down.'

minimosher by Chazzle January 18, 2004

minimosher

small children that think their kool so copie older rockers. can be identified by their baggy jeans (if a girl: may be bought from tammy) and big black hoody's with the name of their favourite band stamped across it. also may carry around a mini skate board, (or normal size, if they have nice mummys n daddys) that they can't use let alone stand on.

look at that minimosher, he could fit in my hand.

minimosher by clairey_fairy February 19, 2004

minimosher

a small breed of creature which appears to have no legs (in reality, they are cleverly hidden by an XXL black Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit Hoodie) and wears 'sk8er' shoes (usually vans or similar) which are also several sizes too big. this clothing strangely seems not to impede the minimoshers 'skate moves' which they perform on their £4.99 argoskids skateboards which granny bought them for their birthday. they spend their days (when not at primary school) doing 'jumps' off the edge of pavements into the path of oncoming cars.

awwwwww look! its a minimosher! aw theyre so cuuuutesy...

minimosher by Pretty Vacant September 2, 2004

minimosher

Someone who is an alternative wannabee or a 'grunger' wannabee. Buys their 'grunge' clothing from places such as tammy, and wears fake plastic chains around their waists. Listens to music which they think is 'hardcore rock' but which is actually manufactured, popular trash. Wears their clothes to look cool and fit in. Is a fake person who follows the crowds.

Havent got an example off the top of my head....

minimosher by Moi July 19, 2004

minimosher

That race of small children who still wear the the 'bling bling' of chains around their waists, baggy pants, hoodies and that stupid backwards cap thing.

"LimpBizkit man! Hardcore!"

minimosher by Pandora December 19, 2003

minimosher

also known as minimosh or grebo in the south east of england. every "alternitive dresser! "rocker" "punk" "emo" "hardcore kid" and so on were once one of these when they were 12. minimoshers are acceptable in todays socioty if they are not past the age of 13, if they are then fire at will.

awwww look at that minimosher drunk in forbs on white lightning

minimosher by blemo May 9, 2004

mini mosher 

a mini mosher is a ten to thirteen year old youth, who belives that they are being special/different by dressing the same as shitty bands like good charloote and evanecence, they only like mainstreem faker pop wanna b rock music, that they buy from tesco. they are not the future of rock and i hate them all,

terms mini moshers use
*do u like my key chain, i think it makes me look so different/hard,
*letz mosh 2 evanecence they rock, dont mess my hair up thow,, ma mummy dun it
*fuckin diiiiirty townies every where (dissapointing fact but true, in 6 months time you WILL b cum 1)

mini mosher by benton February 29, 2004