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2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back
by borgo October 22, 2008
1 in the front, 5 in the back
by Tony Nadz September 6, 2006
nickname often given to the fat friend in a group of cute females.
they are often the female who orders a super large meal with a diet coke thinking that they are 'dieting.'
they are often the female who orders a super large meal with a diet coke thinking that they are 'dieting.'
by ot-susy September 22, 2006
mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.
I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.
by Q Baby March 30, 2008
you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."
by William Hole March 21, 2008
2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
by Fatty69 January 3, 2009
Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
by Moneyshawt May 9, 2008