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2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back
I gave her the mini-van last night and she loved it!
by borgo October 22, 2008
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her.
by Minivanna White February 15, 2005
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A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.
Look at those guys driving that minivan! And to think that this is NYC...
by Rodney Basil April 06, 2004
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adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.
Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan.
I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan.
OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan!
Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.
by Muskox April 29, 2006
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nickname often given to the fat friend in a group of cute females.

they are often the female who orders a super large meal with a diet coke thinking that they are 'dieting.'
"Mini-Van is sure wolfing down the extra large pizza like it was her last meal!"
by ot-susy September 22, 2006
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