Minecon

A Minecraft convention full of awkward fedora people who can barely speak.

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm going to Minecon!
Person 2: Oh... god... OH GOD!!!

Minecon by bad_man12 May 25, 2015

Minecon Earth 

Mojang's way of cancelling the original Minecon and replacing it with something "better", when we all know that the original Minecon was awesome.*
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.

*awesome for cringe compilations

Person 1: "Hey, are you going to Cringec- Minecon this year too?"
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."

Minecon Earth by YouCanRead February 10, 2018

Minecon Cape

A Minecraft cape cosmetic awarded to commemorate a Minecon convention/event.

Person 1: "Mom, I got a Minecon Cape during MINECON LIVE 2019!"
Person 2: "That's nice, sweetie."

Minecon Cape by realorius May 13, 2025

free minecoins 

an eight year old playing on their moms i pad and wanting to look cool with new skins and cosmetics. They also want some girls.

MUMMY CAN I HAVE CREDIT CARD SOMEONE SAID FREE MINECOINS FOR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THEY SAID FREE GIRLS ME HAVE NO GIRLS PLS!!!!!!

free minecoins by Savage_Tortoise666 May 24, 2022

mindcondom 

When someone is attempting to penetrate you via mindfuck, and you need to protect yourself.

You should buy a value pack of pre-lubed mindcondoms before you watch Inception.

mindcondom by Tpauk January 23, 2011

minecoins 

Means u have big money

Person: me have big minecoins
Other person: ok

Person: victory royale

minecoins by IIIIIllllllIIllI December 1, 2020

Minecunt 

Minecrafters who should really play another game

"Like dudes, stop being a Minecunt"

Minecunt by fuckyourselfkid November 29, 2016