milwaukeed

When you cut ties with everyone because someone has gotten to emotionally close to you, you had to silence the person who got too emotionally close to you, and then you move to an undisclosed random location like Milwaukee.

I milwaukeed right after I realized she knew how I cooked my steak.

by Mister X|II August 29, 2019

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.

I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!

by Charli XXX September 8, 2014

Milwaukee Bitch Magnet

When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.

"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."

by MF8TEEN June 25, 2016

Milwaukee Latte

A case of liquid diarrhea that is the result of drinking too much beer (a product of Milwaukee) that comes out with enough pressure that it produces a froth in the toilet water. Also known as mixing party mud and the beer shits.

I drank an 18 pack of beer last night and this morning I woke up my wife making a Milwaukee Latte in the bathroom.

by Big Jefe September 7, 2010

Milwaukie girl

Originating in Milwaukie, Oregon in the early 1980's, this sexual position involves a drunk girl in the doggy or semi - doggy position, looking behind her with a smile at the equally drunk guy trying to line up for entry.

"Dude, she did the Milwaukie girl last night." This line is usually followed by two Milwaukie boys high fiveing or more recently fist bumping.

by cabin boy December 27, 2009

Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

by Legendary D June 21, 2009

Milwaukee of Mice

An indeterminate number of mice living in a human residence.

Contrasting the term "Mischief of Mice" refers generically to any large number of mice...)

There's a milwaukee of mice in that hole in the cupboard under the sink.

by cortitto September 14, 2011