million dollar man

It's the kind of man who at first glance seems perfect, is friendly, gentlemanly and seem to care about your feelings, everyone seems to love him
as a fuck boy but with a lot more class and money

in the end he showed his true colors and end up with a broken heart. yours of course

You're screwed up and brilliant,
Look like a million dollar man,
So why is my heart broke- Lana del Rey, million dollar man

million dollar man by lavandergirl August 15, 2016

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million dollar man

The man that you find either once in a lifetime, or not at all, who's perfect. He might have average looks or weird personality quirks, but he's yours anyway.

"I finally found my million dollar man."
"Are you sure that's him? I mean, c'mon, look at him. He's weird."
"He's mine."

million dollar man by Ixaya October 21, 2015

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the million dollar man

Also known as Ted DiBiase. A former WWF wrestler who wrestled in the 70s, 80s, and 90s who is most famous for creating the million dollar championship and his catchphrase"Everybody has a price!" He has 3 sons, all were also at one point were a professional wrestler, his son Ted DiBiase Jr. Was even signed to WWE at one point

"Everybody has a price for the million dollar man Ted Dibiase!"

the million dollar man by Sneaky crown January 13, 2014

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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