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Milky Tears 

A man pulls his slimy bratwurst out of a woman's facial cock holster. Then proceeds to blow a huge load of love juice in and around the woman's eyes. The face your female companion makes with semen running out of her eyes makes it look like she is crying. Thus giving her milky tears.
Brutus gave Jan some Milky Tears in an outhouse at a Nascar Race!
Milky Tears by RonMexico8585 September 26, 2009
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milky tears of human love 

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

Milk Tears 

This happens when a poor young lady is giving head to a lucky man, just before he cums he pulls out and pokes her in the eye with his cock. She begins to cry and then he spunks in her tears, thus MILK TEARS!
Male 1: "A girl was sucking my dick last night but I decided to give her the milk tears"

Male 2: "That's sick man! Well in!"
Milk Tears by DAVE1888 January 20, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008