Milky Tears

A man pulls his slimy bratwurst out of a woman's facial cock holster. Then proceeds to blow a huge load of love juice in and around the woman's eyes. The face your female companion makes with semen running out of her eyes makes it look like she is crying. Thus giving her milky tears.

Brutus gave Jan some Milky Tears in an outhouse at a Nascar Race!

Milky Tears by RonMexico8585 September 26, 2009

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milky tears of human love

Arcing jets of seaman

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

milky tears of human love by POWER B May 13, 2003

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Milk Tears

This happens when a poor young lady is giving head to a lucky man, just before he cums he pulls out and pokes her in the eye with his cock. She begins to cry and then he spunks in her tears, thus MILK TEARS!

Male 1: "A girl was sucking my dick last night but I decided to give her the milk tears"

Male 2: "That's sick man! Well in!"

Milk Tears by DAVE1888 January 20, 2011

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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