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milky slap 

The act of slapping one in the mouth with a penis after the mouth has been filled with ejaculate.
Randy's leg looks like somebody just gave it a milky slap.
milky slap by Wes February 14, 2005

I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the milky way galaxy 

When you slap someone so hard that you make them enter a different galaxy
Guy 1: I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*
The jocular act of hitting someone in the face, usually gently, with a cold, plastic milk bottle. The bottle is generally at least 6 pints – large enough to cover one side of a person's face.

This action often just cools the victim's face in a pleasant way, rather than actually hurting them.
It's a milk slap, L.B.!
Milk slap by Kokapetl January 19, 2009
When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand
Guy 1: Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a milk slap!
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: she left me.
Milk slap by Samuraignome June 4, 2023

Slap Milk 

To Slap milk is to take a big bag of milk and slap your sexual partner in the face with it.
Jessica really wanted to slap milk with Kenny.
Slap Milk by ConLandfartface December 17, 2008

Slapping milk 

getting "lit" or "turnt" as the new young hip folks say. this means u are getting excited, high off of marijuana, or drinking dangerous amounts of alcohol.
Dude 1: Yooo how was the party last night?
Dude 2: It was epic bro, we were slapping milk all night!