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milky man

Typically a white man whom has not seen the sun in what appears to be decades.

Whose skin resembles sheets of milk

Milky ness is not only white pasty skin. It is a state of mind.
This guy named Tim looks like a sheet of paper and or milky man with nipples.

Tim loves the cooch but only indoors because he don't want to burn his milky man skin.

It's funny Tim owns a jeep with his milky man ass skin.

Tim can't tell where he powders his balls. It all looks like powdery milky man down there.
by Captainpoon January 5, 2014
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Milky man

Synonym for a drippy dick or a penis that produces a lot of cum
"Wow, I didn't know (insert name) had such a milky man!"
by notsokinkykeno August 6, 2019
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Milky man juice

Another awful term for cum. Just another word you can add to the cum dictionary of words.

Synonyms: cum, jizz, milk, man milk, man juice, splooge, semen
He needs to put the milky man juice in his lady to get her pregnant
by anonymous January 6, 2023
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Milky man juice

He got his milky man juice all over your mom.
by Jizz police January 6, 2023
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Milk Man Family

First we have Father Milk Man. Father Milk Man is equivalent of a God. He is all our Father. Father has his own bible. Father is it’s own religion. I worship father.

The Milk Man Family consists of one actually birthed child, Elena. Then we have the adopted children Nico, Evian, Noah, Jason, and Megan.
Nico, also goes by nicHOE, nicotine is so cool. She is very hot. she can make you come back for more if you know what i mean :,)
Elena, also goes by sebha, sebHOE or Noah’s girlfriend is as asian as it gets. she is tall and her spirit animal is a panda. She is also the only birthed child, making her the ultimate humanoid.
Evian, Ivan, or vodkuhhh is a lesbian dyke that nobody likes except for a- never mind.
Noah, pierce, noHOE, or fence is the ultimate gay fence
Jason is a mini-memer.
Megan, cookiemegi is a musically E-girl God.
The Milk Man Family is so cool! i wish i was in it!!,
by billi06 February 4, 2019
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The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022
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milk man

the who was fucking your girl while you were out.
by allen s December 20, 2008
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