Milkbread

An alternative word for Masturbate. Created by virgins who where scared to say the word.

"Dude I would to talk about the word of Christ, but I just finished a milkbread session, so I gotta go update the group log."

by YaMomsTitz January 20, 2022

milk bread

Tooru Oikawa's favorite food is milk bread! It slaps and I would suggest trying it yourself.

"Tooru Oikawa's favorite food is milk bread! his personal motto is if you're gonna hit it, hit it till it breaks!"

by gingwhereareyou February 3, 2021

milfbread

Bread that has aged past it's best-before/expiration date but still tastes fresh

Person 1: Dude, isn't that bread like a month past the expiration date?

Person 2: No worries, this is milfbread

by pandabearguy October 19, 2009

Mildread

a sex position in which the male eats the female out while the female is eating a chocolate covered banana with sprinkles on it. This is usually done by people who live in Usbekistan, Malaysia, Tomor-lest, Yemen, Czech- republic, Scandanavia and Germany.

Heyy Marys boy gave a mildread last night.

by lampost300000 April 19, 2009

Japanese milk bread

Japanese milk bread is a type of bread made from a combination of human sweat, tears, saliva, and breast milk. It is known for its unique, slightly salty flavor and moist, pillowy texture.

He was the last to cum; though he was tear ridden; the Japanese milk bread was his and his alone.

by 0xOvipositor December 11, 2022

milkhead

Milkhead originated in Philadelphia, 2004 AD. The actual phenomenon was born 1990 AD. It is used for specific losers (lo-ser) who can be described in no other way except for Milkhead.
It is commonly used for girls who have no idea what they are talking about.

Wow, Susie. She is such a milkhead.

by Diz June 16, 2004

milkhead

A person who is very white with a large head and appears to have success based solely on this attribute.

"Jeff is such a milkhead, I just asked him how he has his own business and I saw his brain sloshing as he considered it."

by ChefJess May 30, 2006