milf wagon

A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.

Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.

"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"

milf wagon by David the Pimp January 10, 2008

milkwagons 

Slang for female breasts. Not to be confused with butterhogs

Origin: mammory, milk, chuckwagon

Look at the milkwagons on that one.
Nice milkwagons there mam.

milkwagons by jack00 January 6, 2007

chocolate milkwagons 

A black woman's breasts.

That woman has some nice chocolate milkwagons.
Look at those chocolate milkwagons shake.
I could sure go for a swig from those chocolate milkwagons

chocolate milkwagons by Original Rotten May 24, 2006