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Mike Mo Capaldi
The God of skateboarding.
sponsered by: Girl. Thunder. Lakai.
Watch him skate, then ask your self. "was that switch?"
sponsered by: Girl. Thunder. Lakai.
Watch him skate, then ask your self. "was that switch?"
Mike Mo Capaldi by HowdyPartener January 2, 2009
Mike monfee
A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.
Mike monfee by Not WiJay March 27, 2019
Mike Moment
The act of being filled with austism and saying random bullshit at the worst moments. aka Mike Moment
The family is getting ready to drive off. Mike starts talking about fucking a russian bread based beverage. A classic Mike Moment.
Mike Moment by ApyrNamNahui January 25, 2021
Mike Monoxide
When one takes incredibly homosexual myspace photos and posts them on Myspace, refusing to do anything with their life.
Carrie- Hey Sarah, I think I know that guy on Myspace.
Sarah- Really?
Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.
Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.
Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!
Sarah- Really?
Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.
Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.
Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!
Mike Monoxide by gunbear08 March 5, 2010
mike moore
1. a director of documentaries that sometimes aren't completely accurate
2. what you call your bitch
3. a derrogatory term for someone who pays people to let him blow them
2. what you call your bitch
3. a derrogatory term for someone who pays people to let him blow them
"Hi Mike Moore, director of such films as 'Sicko.'"
"Shut up Mike, my bitch."
"Wow, 5 dollars AND a blowjob?!"
"Shut up Mike, my bitch."
"Wow, 5 dollars AND a blowjob?!"
mike moore by argenflargenllorffendorf January 5, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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