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A disrespectful egotistical, arrogant, rude, racist, sexist, POS asshole male that can't keep even the nicest girlfriend, and he even hates kids! The worst cock sucker wanna be alpha male on the planet! Everyone fucking hates him!
Did you see the asshole guy attack that girl scout? A real fucking Mike B we got here! That POS needs to be someone's prison bitch for life!
Mike B by Nichorn June 28, 2020

Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Mike Breen 

Mike Breen is an American sports play by play announcer for NBA on ABC and lead announcer for the New York Knicks games on MSG Network. Breen is best known for his enthusiastic calls during games, most notably “Bang!” after a big three point shot and “Put’s it up, puts it in!”
Mike Breen during the 2013 NBA Finals, Game 6: “James catches, puts up a three- won’t go rebound Bosh back out to Allen- his three pointer- Bang! That one goes down and the games is tied!”
Mike Breen by Tahoe07 March 17, 2019

Mike "Boogie" Malin 

Mike "Boogie" Malin is one half of the two man powerhouse team, Chill Town. Will Kirby is the other half. The two guys manipulate other houseguests to get them to do their dirty work for them, while they focus on not winning as many challenges as possible. This strategy has gotten them VERY far in the game of "Big Brother", Will having won Big Brother Season 2, and Mike having won Big Brother Season 7. Mike runs several restaurants outside of the game, including Dolce. He and Will use the strategy of 'showmancing' inside the game, and Mike is no stranger to this concept. He showmanced Krista in Season 2, then Erika in Season 7.
Mike "Boogie" Malin is a part of Chill Town with Will Kirby.
Mike "Boogie" Malin by chilltownluvr September 18, 2008

Mike Brady gay 

This defines a person who has absolutely no characteristics or signs of being gay but is;just like Mike Brady from the Brady Bunch who was and shocked the shit out of the whole country when the news came out out that he was gay .
Dude ,"I just heard Sam Champion from eye witness is gay, is that true?"."Yea bro, he's like Mike Brady gay".
Mike Brady gay by Ian Sayi January 7, 2012

Mike Burns

A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.

The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.
1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.

2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns
Mike Burns by Kyle Pedersen September 1, 2008