Midsummer Crisis

A period of psychological stress occurring in the middle of the summer, triggered by the realization that summer is nearly over and you haven't done half the things you wanted to.

When Jake woke up one morning and saw it was July 26th, he went into a full-blown Midsummer Crisis.

"Did you hear? Jake's having a Midsummer Crisis."
"Poor bloke."
"Yeah, he's been raging the last five days trying to rediscover June."

by John Average July 26, 2009

Midsummer Night Dream Syndrome

When you or someone is in a scenario straight out of the Shakespeare play Midsummer Night Dream.

Girl:
Man, I'm really in love with Adam. But he is in love with Kristen. But she is in love with Jordan, and he loves her back!
Friend:
You guys have Midsummer Night Dream Syndrome.

by In this situation March 6, 2009

A Midsummer Night Dream

Something more confusing than World War one.

A Midsummer Night Dream is soo confusing

by ipunnorg May 25, 2021

A Midsummer Night's Cream

Classic Shakespearean play adapted for the silicon screen in the 21st Century.

Dude, I used a whole box of Kleenex to this!

by Stéve Clárkœon May 13, 2005

A Midsummer Night's Dream

When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.

Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Guy2: "How was it?"

Guy1: "I think she was on her period."

Guy2: "NICE!!!"

by extrmealpnst September 29, 2009

Midsomer Norton

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

Midsommar

A terrifying colt of people who celebrate a 9 day festival in Sweden where people have sex, grab there boobs and scream, grab others asses while having sex, jump off cliffs, get high off shrooms and shroom tea oh and we can’t forget screaming and dancing like a psychopath while I building is on fire with living people in it.

Man this dude is crazy asf, he must of came from Midsommar.

by Shweaty Balz July 6, 2019