3 definitions by Great Cornholio

white trash

One who feels the need to park in the fire lane at Wal-Mart even though there are 2000 parking spaces open.

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by Great Cornholio March 25, 2005

honkey buster

A small baseball bat used to ward off white trash. Useful in lay-a-way lines and tractor pulls.

My honkey buster is my best friend.

by Great Cornholio September 1, 2006

Midloaf Crisis

An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.

I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.

by Great Cornholio July 27, 2011