midnight sneak

The act of gently sliding your man meat into your unconscious partners bum hole at the stroke of midnight (12:00 a.m).

Chuck Norris gave that dirty whore the midnight sneak so hard that she shat out of her mouth.

by Ifeltathigh December 23, 2006

Midnight Snakebite

The act of masturbating (jerking off) while your significant other is sleeping next to you. Just before ejaculation (getting a nut), the masturbator bites his significant other on the neck waking them up. Once awake the masturbator nuts in their face. The midnight snakebite!

Oh man, my wife is really pissed at me. She was not amused last night when I gave her a taste of the midnight snakebite.

by mrgirthnyc April 26, 2009