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Midnight Mass 

The holy ceremony in which a nightly pilgrimage to the Iron Church is made, wherein a disciple worships at the altar of gains in front of Broseidon and the rest of the Bruhs of Olympus.
Bruh #1: "Bro, my legs are so sore."
Bruh #2: "Why's that, bruh?"
Bruh #1: "Because I went to Midnight Mass last night and genuflected the shit out of my quads before the great and powerful bruhs of old."
Bruh #2: "I hear that! Gains be with you."
Bruh #1: "And also with you."
Midnight Mass by LooseCanonMallCop January 29, 2018

MidnightMasser 

A person into the darker life; someone who is a vampirefreak but is much more maturer than that.
Someone with Dark Style and Habits. Loners who know how to have a good time on their own. People who have great taste in Octane Rock and Metal/Death Metal. Someone who is Vampiric or Pagan without being over-obvious about it.

Someone who knows what and who they are and dresses like it to others like themselves, yet normal people just think there is a Concert in town.

Occult View: Someone who has re-invented Ozzy in some way, while throwing in some wicca and The Lost Boys in a Cool way.

A Cool Version of being an Anti-socialist.
Man, I went to the concert and their were MidnightMasser's everywhere!

Siren, Is one of those MidnightMassers, She has cool style and keeps to herself.
MidnightMasser by TragedyM77 July 6, 2011
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