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midnight black 

The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...
"Have you heard of midnight black?"
"Midnight black?"
"DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIDNIGHT!"
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midnight akon black 

(1) blackest, black that is blacker than akon. (2) the color between onyx black and wesley snipes black
last night was darker than usual, it was midnight akon black.
midnight akon black by Dick Wu August 14, 2012

The black cow flies at midnight 

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.
Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons 

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons
Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons