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Midgeslut 

-Noun

1. A very short but extremely feisty "slut."

2. A "slut" with a dwarfism disorder.

3. Tabitha
Kate: "God, I can't believe Aidan is still dating Tabitha!"

Sarah: "I know! She's such a fucking Midgeslut!"
Midgeslut by Joshel ;) May 14, 2011
A grade of marijuana higher than a normal commercial, while still is a type of commercial weed. However, is a step above normal weed; a step below kind bud. Hence the name "middies", as it is in the middle of normal and very good.

This type of bud is normally very dank and not compressed, such as normal commercial.
This isn't the same commercial that I normally get, this time I got some middies.
middies by Bud Greene January 18, 2004
what you say when squeezing between two people.
If a couple is making you sick to your stomach because of PDA jump inbetween them and call midzies.
Midzies by jessysayz May 3, 2010

Midgie's Dick 

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.
Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?
Midgie's Dick by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014
Midgism is a slang word used for discrimination against short people, often called “midgets”.
boy: Haha, check out that midge! She's so small, what a loser!

girl: That is midgism... you're so mean!
midgism by AutomaticEyes June 10, 2009
A name of the sports team from Middletown Ohio, Commonly associated with the Middletown City School District (MCSD)
Go Middies
Middies by FF2007 Vyonder December 27, 2022