microwaved shit 

Used to describe something unpleasant, or a negative state of being.

Man, I feel like microwaved shit after that party last night.

This beer tastes like microwaved shit.

microwaved shit by Brian Ball May 5, 2006

i shit in the microwave 

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

i shit in the microwave by average boi January 21, 2022