exempt 

Free and clear of all that Sh*t
Not having to participate

"Did you hear about the beef between John and his homies? I'm exempt!

exempt by mogomo May 31, 2018

self-exempt 

When you don't show up to take a midterm or final without prior permission, usually resulting in a getting a zero for that exam.

Ned - Dude, what'd you get on the chemistry final?

Ed - A zero.

Ned - What?!

Ed - Yeah, I didn't feel like taking it, so I self-exempted it.

self-exempt by Dodecagon October 20, 2013

Work exempt

(Adjective) Phrase used by social workers to describe a person who is is deficit or has an abnormality in their physical or mental capabilities, lacks acceptable social skills, or is incorrigible to the core. Such persons are incapable of getting, having or keeping a steady job of any kind.

Nikki went to the unemployment office today and got some bad news. He got told he was 'work exempt' which is a nice way of phrasing that he can't get or keep a job.

Work exempt by Nikki Stixx November 30, 2020

california exempt

California exempt is another slang way of sayin'police. All police everywhere has "exempt" written on their license plates. Feel me pimp.

man i'm tired of california exempt always on my tail.

california exempt by Furly Ghost September 6, 2005

Tatts-exempt 

The condition of not being tattooed.

Older people are often tatts-exempt.

Tatts-exempt by Lupifer January 26, 2013

Spared from my wrath does NOT mean exempt from the terms

Spared from my wrath does NOT mean exempt from the terms

Hym Iam "Spared from my wrath does NOT mean exempt from the terms, Japan. Just a friendly reminder not to do anything they are going to regret."

Spared from my wrath does NOT mean exempt from the terms by Hym Iam May 31, 2026

Clueless 20-something single male exemption 

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

Clueless 20-something single male exemption by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009