buch

noun: A dumb shit; someone on the brink of retardation; someone with the inability to talk, listen, type, or even use sign language.

verb: to act like a complete moron; to embarass others in front of females.

"Come on man, don't be a buch"

or

"Stop buchin'"

by malloryzappa May 26, 2006

buch

synonymous with the word "bunch",
but with greater emphasis on how hip the objects and/or people in the "bunch" are.

"I found a buch of vintage albums last night!"

"Lets get a buch of peeps together and party"

by KaterY April 28, 2006

Buch

A king among bros who leads his pack into battle and against all odds. Heroes get remembered, but this bro-king legend never dies...

"Dude, I'm not going to the bars unless Buch goes."

by buchbroking February 04, 2010

Buche

Korean slang for sushi and pussy

Cody got that buche last night.

by buchegang May 08, 2019

buche

also; buche fagus (noun) a mid european tree with home erotic leanings.

See that german beech tree suckin' on the oak like a cheap dutch ho? It's a feckin' buche fagus!

by Slutwhumper October 14, 2003

buche

something that resembles fried squid

can i have egg fried rice and a side order of buche please?

by [D]Mr Cream T October 14, 2003

Buch

An annoying, try-hardy word used by white, woke-attempting granola boys and girls trying to avoid standard conversation pieces with baristas of coffeeshops hopping on the bandwagon of serving Kombucha.

Slang and/or nickname for "kombucha". Pronounced "booch".

Barista- "Hi, what can I get started for you?"

Me- "Give me the buch, please."

Barista- "Gladly."

by mackdaddymoron November 01, 2019