Buch

A king among bros who leads his pack into battle and against all odds. Heroes get remembered, but this bro-king legend never dies...

"Dude, I'm not going to the bars unless Buch goes."

by buchbroking February 4, 2010

Buch

An annoying, try-hardy word used by white, woke-attempting granola boys and girls trying to avoid standard conversation pieces with baristas of coffeeshops hopping on the bandwagon of serving Kombucha.

Slang and/or nickname for "kombucha". Pronounced "booch".

Barista- "Hi, what can I get started for you?"

Me- "Give me the buch, please."

Barista- "Gladly."

by mackdaddymoron November 1, 2019

Buch

(rhymes with "much") used as a slang to mean a "bitch" that is good (a good bitch). What you may call a friend or someone who has done a good deed. Originated from a piss-take on the New Zealand accent.

"Hey Buch, how's it going?"
or "What are you doing Buch?"
or "She gave me the day off work, what a good buch"

by glennedin May 6, 2014

Buche

Korean slang for sushi and pussy

Cody got that buche last night.

by buchegang May 8, 2019

buche

also; buche fagus (noun) a mid european tree with home erotic leanings.

See that german beech tree suckin' on the oak like a cheap dutch ho? It's a feckin' buche fagus!

by Slutwhumper October 14, 2003

buche

something that resembles fried squid

can i have egg fried rice and a side order of buche please?

by [D]Mr Cream T October 14, 2003

buch

noun: A dumb shit; someone on the brink of retardation; someone with the inability to talk, listen, type, or even use sign language.

verb: to act like a complete moron; to embarass others in front of females.

"Come on man, don't be a buch"

or

"Stop buchin'"

by malloryzappa May 21, 2006