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micro adjustments

Some crap a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu white belt says when he brags about tapping a purple belt. You’ll automatically know it’s a lie because he will go viral by being roasted on Reddit and BJJ Facebook pages with memes.
“As I transitioned to the S mount and began stabilizing my opponent, I started making the micro adjustments necessary to lock the arm bar.”
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Microadjustments 

Harvesting the conscientious ability to make such subtle shifts in one’s course of action that it’s often unseeable to the naked eye, but seemingly makes said course of action indomitable. Microadjustments can be applied to all aspects of life, but are most commonly known and referred to in the Jiu Jitsu world. The term is known to pretty much the entire BJJ community after a white belt notoriously bragged about tapping a purple belt due using microadjustments.
“I took his back real sneaky like and started to set up a choke, when he tried to escape I used my microadjustments to sink the choke deeper and force the tapout.”

Microadjustments 

A Brazilian Jiu Jitsu term used to describe a series of small but vital adjustments of a given technique; made infamous by a white belt who boasted of using them to tap a purple belt.
After making microadjustments, I got the most reluctant tap I have ever gotten.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026