Michael Phelped

To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.

We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.

M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!

Michael Phelped by Nadiathon. August 3, 2009

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Michael Phelped

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps

bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.

Michael Phelped by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009

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Michael Phelped

To own somebody to the furthest extent.

John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!

Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..

Michael Phelped by John Cafasso October 18, 2008

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Michael Phelpsed

When someone rips a huge bong and clears the whole thing in one hit.

made up from michael being able to hold his breathe a long time underwater.

...especially with the marijuana picture that was circulating across the internet.

Holy shit! Jimmy just totally "michael phelpsed" that 6 foot bong!!!

Michael Phelpsed by Cameron mk2core February 19, 2009

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michael phelpsed

In any activity if one wins unfairly or portrays the way Michael Phelps won his seventh gold medal in the Beijing Olympics.

In a video game:

Jon: HAHAH! I WON!!!

Molly: No, i won. Look, i shot you by 100th of a second!

Jon: Maaan! you just totally Michael Phelpsed me!

michael phelpsed by Kaorusnanx3 October 14, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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