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Michael Phelped 

To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.
We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.

M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!
Michael Phelped by Nadiathon. August 3, 2009
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Michael Phelped 

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps
bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
Michael Phelped by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009

Michael Phelped 

To own somebody to the furthest extent.
John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!

Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..
Michael Phelped by John Cafasso October 18, 2008

Michael Phelpsed 

When someone rips a huge bong and clears the whole thing in one hit.

made up from michael being able to hold his breathe a long time underwater.

...especially with the marijuana picture that was circulating across the internet.



Holy shit! Jimmy just totally "michael phelpsed" that 6 foot bong!!!
Michael Phelpsed by Cameron mk2core February 19, 2009

michael phelpsed 

In any activity if one wins unfairly or portrays the way Michael Phelps won his seventh gold medal in the Beijing Olympics.
In a video game:

Jon: HAHAH! I WON!!!

Molly: No, i won. Look, i shot you by 100th of a second!

Jon: Maaan! you just totally Michael Phelpsed me!
michael phelpsed by Kaorusnanx3 October 14, 2008
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