mexican stand off
A situation in which weapons, espcially guns, are pointed or aimed at a number of persons by a number of persons.
mexican stand off by HybridFlare June 30, 2005
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mexican stand off
An activity in which two males stand in front of each other wanking it until one of them finishes and he is declared the victor.
mexican stand off by Danimal170 September 26, 2012
Mexican Stand-Off
When two males, both naked, stand on the left and right of one female who is on her knees in the middle of the two males. She then proceeds to jerk them off. The first male to ejaculate is thus proclaimed the winner of the stand-off.
Mexican Stand-Off by MattieFootball66 June 30, 2011
Mexican Stand-off
Whichever incredibly talented sportsman happens to be playing at number 10 for Mexico's Rugby Union Team. Also sometimes called a Mexican Fly-half or a Mexican Outside-half.
If Rodrigo keeps working on his kicking he could one day be a Mexican Stand-off!
Luis- I saw a great Mexican Stand-off on the TV yesterday.
Carlos - Really? Were you watching a Spaghetti Western or something?
Luis - No, I watching Mexico v Guatemala Rugby on pay per view...
Jonny Wilkinson is a great rugby player but even he doesn't have the one quality required to be a Mexican Stand-off. He isn't Mexican.
Luis- I saw a great Mexican Stand-off on the TV yesterday.
Carlos - Really? Were you watching a Spaghetti Western or something?
Luis - No, I watching Mexico v Guatemala Rugby on pay per view...
Jonny Wilkinson is a great rugby player but even he doesn't have the one quality required to be a Mexican Stand-off. He isn't Mexican.
Mexican Stand-off by Rxmcgree May 2, 2010
Mexican Stand-off
When two cars driving down a two lane highway one in each lane going the exact same speed next to each other restrict the cars behind them from passing.
Mike: (on the phone) Chall at? you was posta be her fitty minits ago.
Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off
Mike: daaannng!
Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off
Mike: daaannng!
Mexican Stand-off by slikfishy March 5, 2009
Mexican Stand-off
It is when you open a girls vagana and fill it with tequila... then you wrap sandpaper around your dick and pound her as hard as possible!!!
Mexican Stand-off by WTF119 March 17, 2019
Mexican Bean Stand-off
When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.
Mexican Bean Stand-off by SIRKOALA April 5, 2022
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