mexican pizza

The best food in the whole wide world.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.

Girl: I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Girl 2: MEXICAN PIZZA. AYE AYE AYE.

by CATSEL October 8, 2005

mexican pizza

An excessively disgusting female genital area covered by swarms of STD-caused warts, callouses, lesions, rashes, oozing cysts, etc.

Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah gave eachother mean cases of mexican pizza.

by szero April 26, 2004

Mexican Pizza

When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.

Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.

by ThePizza December 13, 2009

Mexican pizza

When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.

Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.

by Ctouch September 21, 2020

Mexican Pizza

A Gross Pizza From Taco Bell That Falls In Your Lap!

Austin:Want a Mexican Pizza?
Fred:*Pukes*

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

Mexican pizza

when you stretch your nutsack out and your partner shits on it, sprinkles diced tomatoes on it and then you cut it into 4 pieces and eat it with your partner

the hottest thing my girl ever did was give me a Mexican pizza

by ligma song January 11, 2023

Mexican pizza party

A raid or drug bust conducted by federal law enforcement

“Some cartel retard had a Mexican pizza party after he was busted selling crack in the park”

by Saltywafflekike August 22, 2022