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The Blonde Mexican 

A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.
Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?

Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.
Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.
Mexican Blender by IBTNG February 23, 2015

mexican blender

the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing
cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me

sarah: yeah pass me the creatine
mexican blender by supcuh January 26, 2021