mexican beans 

re-used beans from mexico are call frijoles refritos or refried beans..

Gringos always say no wineo to re-used mexican beans!!
What they don't know is we really don't re-use them..
Just cook them mash them & cook again..

Hay amigos put some mexican beans on top of sos shit & eat fresh. ( crazy norte americanos )

mexican beans by itichie_nocanpo September 11, 2006

Mexican Jelly Beans 

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

Mexican Jelly Beans by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

Mexican Jumping Beans 

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

Mexican Jumping Beans by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!

Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010

Mexican Jumping Beans 

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!

Mexican Jumping Beans by baller393 November 4, 2011

mexican jumping beans 

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I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

mexican jumping beans by coolmaster4321 March 21, 2004

Mexican Bean Stand-off 

When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.

Cybil was again the overall champion with a 2.4 metre spray, of the Great Mexican Bean Stand-off.

Mexican Bean Stand-off by SIRKOALA April 5, 2022