mexi-can

1. The opposite of mexicant
2. A person of mexican heritage that is good at what he does
3. Danny Trejo (Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Machete)

Danny Trejo is the most badass mexi-can of all time

by RyanJ. July 13, 2007

mexi-can

The back of a border patrol truck that is used to contain illegal immigrants. Usually describes the smaller border patrol trucks with the back shell that resembles a dog catcher truck.

Did you see that mexi-can full of illegals drive by?

by oohsonasty December 22, 2010

Mexi-can

A brown person that can do things.

When you can't, ask a mexi-can to do it.

by Digitalanomaly October 21, 2016

mexi-can't

A failure at life, a mexican fence-jumper.

Andrew Sainz is a mexi-can't.

by Rick James, BITCH..! August 1, 2009

Mexican Finger

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014