metric shitload

A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.

I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend

by Twigman May 29, 2003

metric shitload

Related to the Metric Fuckton, Which is greater than a Metric Megaton, but not as great as a Metric MegaFuckton. Ultimately all of these terms apply to a lot of unwanted or unliked things or events.

"Ok, I've got a Metric Fuckton of Rice Krispies at home, why are you picking uo that box?"

by Errant June 05, 2003

metric shitload

An EU imposed measurement of manure.

"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

metric shitload

1. lots, tons, extremely...
2. equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

i just downloaded a metric shitload of porn!!!

by Mike mam September 13, 2003

metric shitload

Also equivalent to an imperial butt ton.

Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.

by eltjim November 12, 2004

metric shitload

An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).

"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.

by michaelo August 12, 2003

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003