Definitions by michaelo
Soft Swinging
The act of couples(swingers) particpating in sexual acts in the same room but not swapping or sharing their sexual partners.
Soft Swinging by MichaelO June 28, 2005
metric shitload
An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).
"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.
metric shitload by michaelo August 12, 2003