methpen 

a pen that uses liquid Sudafed at as ink, often used to cut meth

often written "ʍethpen" in true G circles

Methpen is a real word, what do you cut YOUR meth with?

methpen by Bromrad Brosef Stalin March 5, 2011

Metheny Face 

A distorted facial expression meant to simulate an ultra-intense (male) orgasm; popularized by guitarist Pat Metheny, who makes such a face during solos.

While watching pron: "Check out the Metheny Face on that dood!"

Metheny Face by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Methuen Girl 

A Methuen Girl is a girl that lives in Methuen,Massachusetts who typically wears tight PINK Victoria Secret yoga pants, black eyeliner on the top and bottom of her eyes, tons of mascara,and pin straight hair. Her favorite accessories are her Blackberry Curve, UGGS, and a cigarette (Preferably Newports). She spends her Friday Nights on the top bench at a Methuen Football game wearing the jersey that she wore earlier during school, her Saturdays at a party in someone's basement, and Sundays sleeping. Don't mess with a Methuen girl or they will probably complain about it on Facebook.

Guy:Man that girl is mad dope.

Guy#2:Nah she is such a Methuen Girl.

Methuen Girl by 42020202020 September 30, 2011

methenstein 

a monster meth user who hasn't had their fix in a few days

Kenrod is a true methenstein after a few days of not having any meth

methenstein by Spinboo August 22, 2006

Methuen High School 

The shitty high school in methuen mass. Its gotten better since the early 2000's. Now only 70% of the students smoke pot. Mr.Nick, the principle who didn't give a fuck about anything resigned so now its a faggot who wishes he was important, Mr.Guica.

A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.

All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)

Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.

All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.

I went to Methuen High School and it was the time of my life, but now i don't have a life.

Methuen High School by stonerprideright November 23, 2010

Methuen Girl 

A girl that can be one of two things:
1.) The most amazing, sexiest piece of gold you'll ever get. A complete daisy duke.

2.) The sluttiest, bitchiest gold digger you know, who smoke marijuana and likes to fight smaller girls in order to look cool.

1.) Megan Foxx is incredible. She could be a methuen girl.

2.) Bret: That girl looks like a slut. I think imma try her

DJ: Yo, stay away from her, she's a class two methuen girl.

Methuen Girl by 420@420@420 November 12, 2011

Metapenis 

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it

Atticus, show us your metapenis!

Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010