methlab

a particularly foul (and foul smelling) brand of homeless redneck hick who has nothing better to do than pick fights in Goodwill Thrift stores, which he inhabits during all their opening hours, 24/7 365. If a methlab attacks you, he can be distracted by filthy broken plastic toys or any merchandise bearing the Confederate Flag logo. Whille not a particularly dangerous creature , unless he's been into some PCP or crack, then approach with EXTREME caution. In most normal circumstances the methlab's fundamental cowardice can be counted upon to end potential conflicts.

"methlab... underneath the trailer... methlab"
(sung to the tune of sealab 2021)

see also 'el oso', 'capn crusty', and 'garbage can man'

by Don Tripontode June 11, 2006

Meth Lab Zoso Sticker

Your cock. After the song Meth Lab Zoso Sticker which the writer claimed was about male sexual bravado. Announcing to the all the women in town he has something for them.

Got a meth lab Zoso sticker rolled up in my pocket, got a 7 inch trigger finger don’t know how to stop it, got a one way pile driver no where left to use it....... got a genuine mother maker .....
And I’m giving it all to you.

by Thewolfofwolf August 21, 2018

Meth Lab Explosion

An explosion that takes place within a meth lab. Usually caused by some dumbass kicking over some chemicals cause they decided to get high one to many times. The explosion kills most of the people inside or gives them severe chemical burns and blinds them.

"Hey dude, pass me some meth."
"OK"
(10 minutes later)
"I think I'm gonna go get a beer."
(kicks over dangerous chemicals)
"SHIT"
(meth lab explosion)
police find bodies

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008

Sure, at the meth lab.

When someone says something completely weird or absurd you must quickly respond with the phrase "Sure, at the meth lab" like he/she was high on crystal meth when this happened.

Girl: Last night I had a dream where I rode a pink dragonfly.
Boy: Sure, at the meth lab.

by voK October 8, 2010

Meth lab

A guaranteed source of income, which is good because you'll need it when the cops bang on your door

Police-Open up, it's the police!
Man-I can't, I'm working in my meth lab. Come back in an hour
Police-You did hear me say I'm the police, didn't you?

by Themadbaron May 19, 2011

metalab

a great hackerspace in Vienna.

Did you hear they have a lazzzor now at metalab?

by TomK32 August 27, 2009

meth lab

where meth is made ileagly
uslely smell prety rank

the swat team needs to bust that meth lab next door

by tom November 11, 2003