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Alaska's crystal meth capital 

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.
"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.
I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.
meth shredding by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Meth Smirk 

One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.
A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."
Meth Smirk by Tommy TapeShoe October 28, 2010

Meth Sandwich

Redencky rapey incest; when you are the meat in the meth family sandwich.
Trish got meth sandwiched by her brother and father.
Meth Sandwich by JimJim2 October 13, 2019

meth squad

Meth squad is the greatest squad on earth. All official members of the meth squad are based and have a very large penis. They also have access to the world's biggest asian crystal methamphetamine market.
meth squad by arab god December 8, 2020

Meth Star 

The biggest inanimate douche in the galaxy. Delivers multiple gassy blasts into the tightest of ass. Destroyer of middle to lower class families and defender of public masturbation/pubic pulling. As you jack your ween, don't be surprised if your foreskin is transformed into a lightly chilled beetle. Or wear Satan's recently removed face over yours as you tuck your tiny cock into a dumpster for the night. After multiple meetings with a Meth Star you will begin to have urges to fuck church pews and literally suck the tits off of dogs.
Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle, fuck. Meth Star's godly dick you will now suck.
Meth Star by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015