Not to be mistaken with a metagamer, a metalord is a whole other level of scummy. They take all the things a metagamer does and crank it up to 11, and where a metagamer may not alwaysplay like that, a metalord always does.
"This metalord just pulled another op card, this is so dumb"
"Yeah, this is the third metalord I've played in a row, so I concede"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).