metal drummer 

A drummer with two bass drums, no shirt and a bad attitude

Nasty-ass McDonalds employee: Sir, we're going to have to refuse to serve you unless you put on a shirt
Guitarist: Chill out, he's the drummer.
Nasty-ass mcdonalds employee: But policy clearly sta-
Metal drummer: WHAT THE FUCK POLICYFUCK ASS SHITTY RULEGODAMNITS-FPFFUCKING SHIRTS!!!!
Guitarist: See?! See what you did to him?!! Fuck the big mac, we're dining with the king tonight.

metal drummer by veem January 11, 2009

80's metal drummer 

as you slamming a girl in the vagina, poke your tongue, do the devil's horns and with your free hand, beat the shit out of her with a drumstick.

guy 1: i was doing this girl in da pussy, then i totally 80's metal drummered her.

guy 2: dude, thats sweet, did you KO her with the drumstick?

80's metal drummer by dickentot April 20, 2010

Heavy metal drummer 

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.

There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.

Heavy metal drummer by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016