messy messy 

means crazy, but really cool
means fucked up, but in a good way
the word must be repeated to mean anything.

"did you see that guy's crazy dance moves?"
"yeah, man, that was messy messy/"

messy messy by Cereza T. January 7, 2009

Messy Messy 

Aaliyah Stevens

That girl is so messy messy

Messy Messy by Himynamaisfred March 18, 2019

messy messy messy 

When a guy orgasms and his gizz gets everywhere; on the person he is with, the bed, etc.

*guy is masterbating in front of his girlfriend and cums* "oh.. messy messy messy, you're going to need a shower..."

messy messy messy by jackamo88 July 16, 2009

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

messy mulligan

Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.

MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!

messy mulligan by realgamergrill February 13, 2021

messy boy 

A messy boy is an adult male dressing up as a little boy and eats messy to please rich old Japanese women

Did you hear Brad turned into a messy boy

messy boy by I'mAstarfish July 8, 2018

messy backyard 

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.

As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.

messy backyard by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006