mesmund

A person who goes shooting in his underpants, with a large cucumber inserted up their back passage

Have you seen Sam this weekend ?

No ! He’s being a mesmund again !

mesmund by Den soirée October 7, 2021

Messunderstanding

Messunderstanding is a definition for a misunderstanding but with text messages. As for example a text message intended to be funny or ironic but instead, in the hands of the reciever reads as an insult or is taken too seriously. The misunderstanding is directly linked to the forum of the communication. In ordinary spoken conversation, a weird comment followed by a smile helps the other participant to understand the irony, whereas in text messages it can be misunderstood or - messunderstood.
People avoid messunderstandings by using or not using smileys and/or other stuff.

"James thought he actually could ride in the car with me even though I said no. Why did I put a smiley there? Clearly this was a messunderstanding. I was messunderstood!"

Messunderstanding by RocknRolla February 10, 2009

Melmund 

He is a smart, wise, skillful, artistic, kind, loving, and caring man who loves music. He is a loyal kind of person and he is very faithful to God.

The boyfriend and future husband of the best person in the world.

He is a Melmund to every girl in the world but he only chooses the girl who gives him joy.

Melmund by Merry Jocund June 8, 2021