merry poopins 

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

merry poopins by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

merry poppins 

An overly happy female acquaintence who loves to "pop in" unexpectedly.

Merry Poppins dropped in for some cherry poppin'.

merry poppins by Max Johnson June 11, 2006

merry poppins 

a common phrase to wish someone a joyful sex-experience

-Claire and Thomas sure had some merry poppins last night

-hey, I hope you have a merry poppins with your girlfriend tonight

merry poppins by veiolet da masta February 27, 2011

marry poppins 

Marry Poppins, the greatest movie of all time. 40th Year Anniversary DVD is now out, go get it!

Have you ever seen Marry Poppins..............on weed?

marry poppins by d3fault_dot_xbe December 19, 2004

Marry Poppins 

The sex act of inserting a dust cleaner up a partner's anus for sexual pleasure.

"Honey i found the perfect dust cleaner to try out the Marry Poppins tonight."

Marry Poppins by Shteaky July 10, 2009

Marry Popins 

a lesbian

Marry Poppins would totally kiss Queen Elizabeth
marry popins is a lesbo

Marry Popins by raybeez February 10, 2022

Marry Poppins 

A mixed drink consisting of melon smirnoff and orange juice.

Dudee I got so fuuuckedd up off that Marry Poppins.. I popped a boner and put on a condom and fell asleep in front of everyone.

Marry Poppins by Jonah Hillll July 26, 2009