merrineum

The days between the butthole of xmas and the junk of new year.

(Mer-uh-nee-uh-m)
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“You free for a coffee any time around the holidays?”
“I can spare a couple of hours in the merrineum”.

Because of the boxing day sales, bargain hunting is popular in the merrineum.

After the family xmas get-together, Sarah decided to spend the merrineum visiting friends.

Merrineal:...of ,or pertaining to, the merrineum.
by Hairyyahoo December 14, 2017
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