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merklin

The Gayest sickest motherfucker around. He is so sick that even walking in on your grandma during a triple anal scene is cupcakes to this motherfucker. If you want someone that has an asshole that sucks your cock like a vacuum cleaner this dude is not it. Its quite the opposite, he has hemorrhoids that shoves your dick back at you.
The transvestite that I picked up in Thailand is a total merklin.
by BlueMountainState69 April 18, 2017
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Merlin's Beard

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"
"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"
by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009
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Merlina

she is the sweetest person until....u make her mad she will love you forever and make u madly in love with her!!!oh and btw she has really unique name!! Shes very pretty and has the best personality!! if you're a merlina ily!!
hey merlina you look very nice today!
by StinkySocks123 November 30, 2020
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Markling

Meghan was markling so hard on members from the yacht club at the annual fundraiser that she resorted to making conversation with catering staff.
by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020
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Merlin's pants

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".
"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."
by DragonflyHeather August 8, 2007
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Merling

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.
"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."
by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013
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Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.
by electrical discharge April 22, 2014
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